– I used to have a secret wall behind the headboard of my bed where I would store all my boogers. One day my dad found them and threatened to put them all in my glass of milk to teach me a lesson.
– One time my parents were having a really sweet, loving moment together, and I was admiring it from afar while slowly pooping in my underwear. It ruined their moment surprisingly.
– I was giving a presentation in preschool and a fat kid was grabbing my ass under the table. I didn’t mind it.
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